More on Ezra Klein

Yesterday, I dared to ask the question, “who is Ezra Klein?” Today, I read his Washington Post blog with great interest as he took on “inequality and income.” By all means, please read his entire entry and the accompanying graphs. So Klein attempts to formulate an original thought, something I attacked him for being void of yesterday, yet in doing so embodies one of the worst progressive traits–guilt/worry.

Reading this post, I felt sympathy for Mr. Klein. This dude is young, healthy and has a great career laid out before him yet he pours over economic data, charting income disparity, and I’m worried he’s one graph away from a coronary.

Klein needs to realize no degree of worrying, nay, nor any graph he draws, will shrink the income divide. The Federal government has no Constitutional authority to worry about the income gap and neither do we as citizens. As moral humans, we have an innate desire to help those less fortunate than us, but we can only do this after we take care of our own needs. If you feel bad about the income disparity and you’re financially secure, donate to your favorite charities, spend time at a local school mentoring kids, but don’t suggest that the Federal government has any obligation to play any role in bridging that divide–that job exists for Americans to do on their own and should not be compulsory.

Relax Ezra. Go to iTunes, download Naughty by Nature’s “Everythings Gonna Be Alright” and listen to how a kid from the streets climbed out of poverty and know “everythings gonna be alright” for everyone else out there caught in a struggle.

Who is Ezra Klein?

Last week, The Washington Post’s Ezra Klein puzzled many when he said the Constitution “…is confusing because it was written more than a hundred years ago.” Klein’s popularity, especially on MSNBC, has long puzzled me, but this statement took it another level and begs the question, who exactly is Ezra Klein? Reading his Wikipedia bio, it sounds like Klein is just another kid with a blog, yet progressives view him as much, much more.

I’ve tried reading Klein’s work in the Post, but it comes off very amateurish, repeating worn out progressive talking points, adding nothing original to political debate.  For example, consider his December 30, 2010 column, “What the tea party wants from the Constitution.” It begins with an ad hominem attack on the GOP and then opens into a passive voice-filled, incoherent tirade against tea party affiliated politicians’ intent to require all legislation to carry with it “a statement from its sponsor outlining where in the Constitution Congress is empowered to enact such legislation.” In the end, the article merely mimics what Klein’s colleagues at Slate have been writing for months. Stripped down to its core, Klein’s writing is nothing more than a “tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Clearly, the Post bought into Klein for his image and nothing else.

Klein comes off as nothing more than a beard-less hipster parrot, incapable of forming an original thought, but because he started blogging before blogging was cool, and because he can tweet about Bon Iver or the Avett Brothers, the Post felt he could score with young readers. Landing a job with the Post offers many perks, chief among them working for a prestigious American newspaper, but also the ability to work with all of the subsidiaries of the Washington Post Company and the Post’s cozy connections with MSNBC–all of which are darlings of the Left.  Now, instead of running out Eugene Robinson for the millionth time, the Post can run out Klein, someone far more palatable to a younger demographic.

Do We Really Need Sports Announcers?

Friday night, TBS scored huge numbers for their coverage of the 2010 American League Championship Series between my Texas Rangers and the New York Yankees. TBS did particularly well in the Dallas market earning a 21.9 rating (13.9 rating in NYC), but I have a feeling that given the choice most Rangers would prefer to have an empty announcers booth. The trio of Ernie Johnson, Ron Darling and John Smoltz continue to trivialize the Rangers appearance in the Series and appear to be on YES’s payroll, showering the Yankees with unending praise.

It’s just one more example of how useless sports announcers are in national broadcasts. In basketball and baseball, each team fields their own television and radio broadcast crew. During the course of the regular season, the Rangers and Mavericks crew provide excellent in-game analysis on their respective teams. However, once the post-season begins, the big networks’ contracts kick in, and the local TV crews get pushed out of the picture. Keep in mind, the local TV guys travel with the team throughout the season and know the nuances of the team better than anyone.

The national crews bring in their own guys who know very little about the teams involved. Much of the information they pass along is very basic and adds absolutely nothing to the game itself. Yet the networks sell these guys as the “best in the business.”

I have a couple of suggestions for the networks:

1.) Get rid of announcers completely. As indicated above, they add nothing to the game. Instead, give fans a realistic sense of being at the stadium/arena by showing the game with nothing but the crowd noise and PA announcer. Imagine the money the networks would save in salaries alone.

2.) Use one announcer from each team involved in the game. This way the announcers will have first hand knowledge about the teams the average fan might not be privy to or allow each home market to sync their radio feed with the television broadcast. Again, you’re not losing any revenue. The announcers are still on their respective team’s payroll and the networks end up pocketing more money. It’s a win, win situation.

 

Oxford American

As someone who prides himself on being different from the bloggers on the East and West coasts, I apologize for not making this recommendation sooner. I’ve been reading Oxford American for a few years now, after my mother turned me onto the magazine for its emphasis on Southern writing. But Oxford American is much more than a collection of essays on small towns, trailer parks and Truman Capote wannabes. It is a medium for Southerners and non-Southerners alike to share their unique cultural insights of this most colorful of American regions. In fact, I’ve found this best writing to come from the annual Southern foods edition. The magazine also features yearly specials on Southern films & music (much more than just Elvis, Lynryrd Skynyrd, and the Allman Brothers). Whether or not you’re from the South, I highly recommend this magazine. If nothing else it serves as definite change from the stagnant views you find in the generic East Coast publications.

Who does Steve Dennis think he is?

At Monday’s Wade Phillips’ press conference, CBS 11 sports reporter Steve Dennis asked the Cowboys’ coach if he considered his team “winners.” By virtue of owning a winning record, this Cowboys team is, by definition, a “winner.” Of course, “winning” can mean a lot of different things. Dennis posed this question to Wade Phillips to drive home a tired Dallas media talking point–the dreaded “December swoon.” While the Cowboys have enjoyed success September through November under Phillips’ watch, they have not performed well when the season really matters–December and beyond.

In and of itself, this is fine. The Dallas market is flooded with sports media personalities, some good and some bad. If a member of the media wants to talk about the same generic talking points, he has the right to do so, but it makes for very boring radio, TV or print. However, what makes Dennis’ question different is the pattern he has established for himself.

In the summer, he made our “Bottom 5 Dallas Sports Media Personalities,” where we described him as “loud, obnoxious, and pompous,” descriptions we stand by to this day. As part of the best TV sports team in the market, it appears that Dennis feels threatened by his compatriots and seeks to stand out anyway possible. He does this by making himself part of the story, which is exactly what happened with this one.

In addition to his duties at CBS 11, Dennis also hosts “The Keith Brooking Show” on Sunday mornings on their sister station KTXA 21. Somehow, footage of the taping for the upcoming episode was leaked to the media. In the opening, an upset Keith Brooking (Cowboys linebacker) confronts Dennis about his questioning of Wade at the Monday press conference. Evidently, Brooking and other members of the Cowboys team felt that Dennis’ question implied that their team was full of losers. Dennis handles himself very well and seeks to explain his question more thoroughly, but the entire clip I heard was extremely tense.

Tonight, I tuned into the 10 PM news on CBS 11 and when it was time for sports who do I see prancing around the Cowboys locker room but Steve Dennis. They framed it as a segment showing how the Cowboys team is rallying around their coach and using the media as motivation for a successful December, but again it appeared that Dennis was trying to make the story about himself.

I do not know Steve Dennis personally. He may be a great guy for all I know. I only know the Steve Dennis I see on TV and hear on the radio and when I see or hear that Steve Dennis, I scratch my head and ask, “who does Steve Dennis think he is?”  If I could pass along any advice to him, it would be this:

When people tune into a Wade Phillips press conference, they do so to hear Wade Phillips talk about the Cowboys, not to hear Steve Dennis.  When people tune into watch sports on the local news, they do so to catch the latest on their local teams, not to see the local reporter injecting himself into the center of a story. If Mr. Dennis wants to be the center of a program, get your own radio show or start your own blog. Until then, report the news and stay out of it.

Thank you Cowboys fans!

You’ll recall that last week I urged all Dallas Cowboys fans to rush over to the website for the Fox affiliate in Shreveport to vote in a poll asking which NFL game they should show on Sunday. As mentioned, the Shreveport media market contains parts of Northeast Texas and Southwest Arkansas, which is solid Cowboys country. There was the thought the  Saints fans might be able to cast enough votes to get their game shown instead.

I’m happy to announce that the Cowboys game won and now our East Texas, Southwest Arkansas and Northwest Louisiana fan bases will get to the Cowboys/Redskins game on Sunday.

Just another reminder of the greatness of our fan base! Thanks to all the Cowboys fans who went to the website and voted.

Top 5 Podcasts

Since getting my first iPod as a gift some four years ago, I’ve downloaded countless gigs of all forms of media. One of my favorite things to download is podcasts. Over the last few years, I’ve tried out hundreds of different podcasts, but have now narrowed it down to 15 or 20 that I listen to on a regular basis. I thought I would share with you my top 5 podcasts:

1.) Slate Culture Gabfest – This is a must listen if you want to stay current on all things related to culture. The shows regular panel consists of Dana Stevens, Julia Turner and Stephen Metcalf, though they are frequently joined by other members of the Slate.Com staff. The content leans towards the “high brow” and much of it involves material published in Northeast publications (i.e. New York Times, The New Yorker, Atlantic Monthly, etc.), but it provides an inside look at what intellectual elitists all over the nation are talking about.  The most recent episode included a review of the controversial new Lee Daniels’ movie Precious, a review of the Ian McEwan novel Black Dogs to coincide with the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall and Jim Windolf’s recent Vanity Fair article on “cuteness.”

2.)  Slate Political Gabfest – Functions in pretty much the same fashion as the Culture Gabfest–three person panel discusses three issues–only involving politics instead of cultural issues. The normal panel consists of John Dickerson, Emily Bazelon and Slate managing editor, David Plotz. Be warned, the panel leans Left–far Left, but it’s entertaining and informative all the same.

3.) Anything You Ever Wanted to Know – This show is produced by KERA, Dallas’ local public radio station. The show airs each Friday afternoon, but I always listen to it via podcast. The show provides an open forum for listeners to submit questions, either on the phone or through e-mail, to be answered by other members of the listening audience and is moderated by Jeff Whittington. Over the past three years, I’ve learned some fascinating things from the show.

4.) The Writer’s Almanac Podcast – Hosted by Garrison Keillor, the show serves as a “this day in literary history” for lovers of words.  Normally, Keillor lists off several key events for each day and then will focus heavily on one birthday or event before reading a selected “poem of the day.” More than anything else, the show has introduced me to some great new poetry.

5.) NPR Playback – While the other podcasts I listed are released on a weekly or daily basies, the NPR Playback podcast is released on a monthly basis and features audio clips from the archives from 20 years prior. For example, the November podcast features audio from NPR segments from November 1984. I love being transported back to the 80′s and this podcast does just that.

Calling all Dallas Cowboys fans…

As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I like to think of our fan base as one big family. As such, we come together to help our family members out, especially when it involves watching and rooting on our beloved Cowboys. I’ve been given a message from a loyal Cowboys fan in East Texas that a part of our family may be denied that opportunity. Now East Texas is strong Cowboys country; however, this portion of East Texas is actually in the Shreveport media market.

The Shreveport Fox station, KMSS, is running a poll to see which NFL game they should show at noon on November 22, 2009. Of course, we play the Redskins, but the Saints play Tampa Bay during that same time slot. As part of the Cowboys fan base, we need to do everything possible to make sure our “family” in East Texas, Southwest Arkansas and Northwest Louisiana get to watch this game on their local television station. Please visit the station’s website and click on the icon on the right to get to the voting screen. You’ll have to register for a free account, but it’s worth it to help out fellow Cowboys fans.

As you might imagine, the Shreveport area has a strong Saints fan base as well and the Shreveport Fox station (and CBS back in the day) have been known to show Saints games over Cowboys games from time to time.Whenever this happens, there is an uproar from the Cowboys fan base. It seems like it would happen at least once a year when I was a kid and it was always a disappointing week. I live in Dallas now, so we’re not doing this for me. I’ll get to see the game.

Do it for the kids, the 4 or 5 year old kid who loves the Dallas Cowboys and wants to watch them with his daddy. Do it for the elderly grandmother in East Texas who only turns her TV on to watch the evening news and the Cowboys. Most of all, do it for our family.

Remember, this is Louisiana we’re dealing, a land famous for rigged elections. If we want the Cowboys to win this vote, we’re going to have to play by ACORN rules.

The Evil of Empire (of sports) comes to Dallas…

I’m not your typical sports fan. I love sports, but only if my teams are involved, either directly or indirectly. During football season, I care about only the Cowboys. I’ll watch other NFC East games, because I know the outcome will have a direct effect on the Cowboys’ in the standings, but I have no interest in the performance of Chris Cooley, Donovan McNabb or Osi Umenyiora. I don’t watch basketball to see Kobe, LeBron or D’Wade.  I care about only the players who wear my teams’ uniform.

Since I live in Dallas, I’m lucky enough to have a ton of media coverage for each of my favorite teams. Before moving to Dallas, I had to depend on the limited coverage in the local papers and ESPN. With ESPN, I had to sit through 58 minutes of New England Patriot talk or New York Yankees talk, just to get a two minute segment on the Cowboys or Rangers. Maybe that’s why since moving to Dallas I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually watched Sports Center. Additionally, the advent of the league owned networks (i.e. NBA TV, NFL Network, MLB Network, etc.) have allowed me to keep up with my rivals without tuning into ESPN.

Based on a recent article in the New York Times, ESPN is targeting sports fans such as myself. In April, they launched ESPN Chicago, a website devoted to the city’s professional sports teams and local collegiate programs. ESPN plans to launch similar sites in three other cities, including one in Dallas in the fall. You would think that I would welcome their arrival, especially since the website promises local flavor; however, as I have weened myself off of the ESPN teet over the past few years, I’ve gained a sense of clarity and see ESPN for what it really is–a superfluous conglomerate that has destroyed the world of professional sports as we know it. What MTV did to music, ESPN has done to sports!

Forgot for a moment ESPN’s “East Coast bias,”  as exhibited by not only their content, but also the birthplace of many of their personalities.  Look at ESPN for what it has become, generic sports television, full of “know-it all” personalities and Captain Obvious comments and observations. Indeed, ESPN is no longer relevant in the world of sports.

Do they have deep pockets? Yes.  Are they well connected? Without a doubt, but being connected and being relevant are two completely different things.

If you read through the article, you will find that ESPN is trying to connect on a local level, that they plan to utilize fans as cub reporters, or “citizen journalists”, to send in pictures, video clips and scores from local sporting events, including high school sports. The way the ESPN executives speak, they feel that this is a completely new concept. What it shows is how out of touch ESPN is with the “flyover” states.

There are websites all over the state of Texas where fans can get together to discuss local sports, share scores, pictures and videos. The websites are run and maintained by members of the community and the writers, editors and forum moderators mix and mingle with their audience at the local high school football or basketball games.  These same sites provide the opportunity for fans to come together and discuss local pro and college teams as well. Basically, everything ESPN hopes to accomplish with their local websites has been in place since the turn of the century in many communities. The biggest difference is that they lack ESPN’s name and all that goes with it.

If there is anything we love as much as our sports in Dallas, it’s our Tex-Mex food. We have literally hundreds of restaurants where you can order tacos, fajitas and margaritas. Some of these restaurants are family-owned and operated, with family recipes that go back several generations.  Other restaurants are chains run by large corporations. While the chain may boasts fancy new digs and clever marketing, their food cannot compete with the family owned restaurants. They also lack the intimacy that makes the customer feel at home. At the end of the day, if you’re hungry for Tex-Mex in Dallas, you have the choice between Mia’s or On the Border. Nine out of ten Dallas-ites would choose Mia’s.

A little hint to the mental midgets running ESPN, in Dallas we consumer our sports like do our Tex-Mex food. A sparkling web design and clever marketing will only hold an audience for so long, eventually you’re going to have to cook up something worth eating and serve it in an intimate environment.

105.3 The (Irrelevant) Fan

In the past, I’ve offered my analysis of both ESPN 103.3 and The Ticket. In all fairness, I think it’s time that I offer my assessment of the newest sports talk radio station in Dallas, 105.3 The Fan. I first became aware of The Fan flipping through the stations shortly before the start of baseball season. I heard the familiar voices of Ben & Skin, made famous by their weekend show on The Ticket, and thought I would give it a chance. Though their show lacked some of the comedy from their Ticket days, I still thought the station had potential to serve as an alternative on days when The Ticket was involved in shameless self promotions (i.e. Girls Night Out, Ticket Stock, The Great Game, etc.).

Over the next few months, I had the opportunity to catch some of the other shows, but never found a show that really engaged me. Based on the latest numbers, not many people have. The Ticket continues to dominate the male 25-54 demographic, ESPN is a distant second and The Fan brings up the rear of sports talk radio. Ironically, the Kevin Scott-Greg Hill experiment was the only Fan program not to finish dead last in head-to-head time slot competition with the other two stations, yet The Fan still decided to part ways with them.

They weren’t the only casualty, just ask Ben and Skin.  Ben and Skin pulled horrible numbers, but that says less about their appeal and more about the appeal of The Hardline. Look at it this way, a large part of Ben and Skins audience are loyal listeners to The Hardline and when given a choice between the two, the old reliable will win out. It would have been interesting to see what the numbers might have been if The Fan had decided to move the Ben & Skin time slot, say up against Norm Hitzges.  Instead, they canceled the show out right.

Why is The Fan in such bad shape and what can they do?

In addition to simply recycling on-air talent thrown away by other stations, The Fan takes their name too seriously. Sure, obnoxious, self-absorbed, know-it all hosts drive listeners away. Most people desire a radio program that engages the listener, not a program where the host spouts his opinions for 3 hours. The secret to good radio is knowing how to engage your audience without using the phone, text or e-mail as a crutch. These mediums should be used to supplement the programming, but never be the main focus of a program or a station.

The Fan throws out several, unrelated, inane topics to their audience over the course of a segment.  The on-air personality rarely issues an opinion and as such never develops their on-air persona. We learn more about “Gary in Garland” or “Joe in Prosper” than we do about the actual hosts. Contrast that with the personalities on The Ticket, loyal P1′s can you tell you everything about their favorite hosts. Vanilla hosts create vanilla programming, which in turn will drive down the ratings. In essence this is what plagues The Fan.

The station is not going anywhere. They have deep pockets and just signed contracts to carry both the Rangers and Cowboys, still they will continue to struggle with ratings as long as they continue down this path. What can they do to fix the problem?

First, address their identity problem. What type of radio station do they want to be?  From the outside looking in, it appears that they experimented with two different philosophies–the ESPN way and The Ticket way–bringing in personalities from each discipline. Kevin Scott and Ben & Skin got the ax, while Sean Salisbury and Newy Scruggs remain, so it appears that they have opted for generic sports talk, yet their hosts still engage in “man talk”, which can either be awkward or just plain terrible radio.

My best advice to program director at The Fan–talk to David Smoak. As we reported earlier this week, Smoak resigned as sports director and talk host at KTBB radio in Tyler. He brings close to 20 years of on-air experience and is well connected in the Dallas community.  Start him in the Noon-3 slot, against BaD Radio and Michael Irvin. Smoaky’s style would appeal more to the Irvin audience, but he might be able to steal a few from BaD Radio occasionally. No one is going to displace Dunham & Miller in morning drive (I still don’t understand the show) and The Hardline and GAC will be 1 & 2 as long as Galloway is still working. The noon-3 slot is the weakest point, relatively speaking, for both stations and is where The Fan should attack first. They can then build around that time slot.

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